HUGE 4/20 DROP — PREORDER

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ILLEST HAZE 4/20 DROP — PREORDER LIVE NOW This is the one. This is the largest, most dialed, most complete genetic release we’ve ever put together — and it shows in every single cultivar. First 100 Orders over $100 will come with a limited edition surprise + Will ship in limited edition illest haze 4/20 drop box with sticker packs . This drop will ONLY be available RIGHT HERE on illesthaze.com We are the ONLY retailer of fresh illest haze micro-batch products. In the 4/20 drop we’re talking : 55 cultivars total All grown in 16-plant micro-batch rooms All single-source THCa hemp flower All taken full term All absolutely caked in trichomes And more importantly… 👉 ALL 55 are showstoppers. No filler. No weak links. No “budget” jars hidden in the menu. Every single one has a reason to be here. 🚨 PREORDER INFO (READ THIS FIRST) Preorder is LIVE NOW 👉 Available NOW 📅 TIMELINE Preorder Opens: NOW Shipping Date: March 15th Delivery Window: 1–2 day shipping Arrival: By Friday 4/17 (ready for 4/20 weekend) ⚠️ THIS DROP WILL SELL OUT No guesswork here. 16 plants per strain 55 strains real demand 👉 This entire drop will clear in preorder. If you want specific cultivars, you need to move early. 🛒 HOW TO ORDER (VERY IMPORTANT) We built this drop for flexibility. 👉 Go to: illesthaze.com/shop 👉 Find the 4/20 DROP PREORDER Then: In your order notes: List the strains you want You can mix & match freely Build your own 4//20 combo pack exactly how you want 🔥 ORDER NOTE DETAILS We DO read every order note. We: prioritize accuracy match requests as closely as possible accommodate specific strain preferences 👉 If you list it clearly, we will do everything possible to fulfill it. Please understand: If a strain sells out, we substitute with something of equal caliber with similar terp profile. Earlier orders = better chances at your exact picks. THIS CYCLE WAS DIFFERENT We made a major upgrade this run: 👉 Additional AC units installed across the rooms That allowed us to: hold perfect temperature stability even on the hottest days maintain ideal VPD 24/7 Maintain only a 1–3 degree swing day to night That consistency matters more than people realize. On hotter cycles, temps drift → terps suffer. This time: 👉 temps stayed locked 👉 stress stayed minimal 👉 terp expression fully MAXED RESULT: louder noses thicker resin cleaner finishes better burn stronger expression across ALL 55 cultivars 👉 This is one of the most dialed environments we’ve ever run. 🧬 THE CULTIVAR LINEUP (ALL 55) 🔥 PROPRIETARY (28) Grape Candy Chronic Grape Stomper OG × Caribbean Chronic Dense grape syrup meets kush weight. Heavy colas, thick resin, loud candy gas with a piney OG backbone. Deep, relaxing, full-bodied smoke. Caribbean Chronic MJoG2.1 × Cataract Kush Dark, heavy, island-kush hybrid. Earthy tropical sweetness layered over OG fuel. Dense, encrusted buds. One of the strongest structural strains in the drop. Trop Berry Blast Trop Cherry #8 × Fruity Pebbles OG Explosive fruit terp profile. Citrus cherry meets rainbow cereal sweetness. Bright, loud, and extremely expressive. Trop Berry Punch Trop Berry Blast × Punch Breath Takes the brightness of Trop Berry and adds weight. Creamy gas, deeper body, more complete finish. Pebble Punch FPOG × Punch Breath Cereal candy nostalgia with real density. Chunky, frosty nugs with sweet fruit + gas. FPOG x Candy Goo Candy overload with resin depth. Sticky, loud, and layered. Candy Goo MJoG1.0 × Strawberry Guava Fruit taffy, berry chews, thick resin. One of the stickiest jars in the drop. MJoG1.0 Big Drip × Tart Pops OG Foundation genetics. Candy gas with structure and resin. MJoG2.0 MJoG × Banana OG × Grape Pie Diesel More refined. Heavier dessert gas. Improved density and terp layering. MJoG2.1 MJoG2.0 × OGKB 2.1 Flagship-tier. Dense, loud, fully realized expression of the line. MJoG3.0 Next-gen refinement. Pushed further in terp saturation and structure. MJOREOZ Dessert-heavy cross. Cream, cookie, gas. Sour D Cheese Sour funk + cheese grease. Loud, sharp, old-school. Cheese N Trufflez Savory funk meets creamy richness. JoozeeBerriez MJoG1.0 × Strawberry Guava Juicy berry smoothie terps. Core breeding pillar. Hawaiian Waui Hawaiian Butterscotch × Jack Herer Bright tropical uplift. Clean, energetic, smooth. Neon Drop Big Drop × Glazed Guava Loud fruit, high visual appeal, strong resin. Frost Berry Bitez JoozeeBerriez × BubbleBerry Frost-heavy berry candy. Dense, loud, balanced. ILLEST POPZ Strawb Guava Jamn × JoozeeBerriez Fruit soda explosion. One of the loudest profiles in the drop. Gas Berry Blast Modified Grapes × Trop Berry Blast Sweet berry meets deep gas. Extremely complete profile. MoonPunch Punch Breath × Moonbow #112 Creamy candy gas. Smooth, heavy, polished. Lizard Blizzard #4 Selected pheno. Exotic, frosty, unique. JAMZ #88 Jelly Breath S1 × Slurricane Thick dessert terps. Heavy frost. Loud. Focus F3 / F3.6 / F5 / F6 Terpinolene-driven line. Bright, citrus, haze energy. Clean contrast to dessert strains. Toad Piss Toad Venom × Catpiss Aggressive funk. Loud, sharp, unforgettable. 🌱 ACQUIRED CUTS (27) Elite, clean-source, tissue culture clones. Pie Hoe Grape Pie × Tahoe OG — dessert gas Cadillac Rainbows Pure Michigan × Runtz — candy gas 9LB Hammer Heavy indica hybrid — dense, powerful Catpiss Super Silver Haze pheno — sharp funk Trop Cherry #8 Citrus cherry explosion Cherry Pie GDP × Durban — classic dessert fruit MAC1 (Cap’s Cut) Creamy gas legend Blackberry Fire Dark fruit + heat Zkittlez Candy fruit benchmark Permanent Marker Biscotti × Jealousy × Sherb — loud modern exotic Pixie Stix Sugar candy terp profile White Runtz Gelato × Zkittlez — creamy candy Purple Punch Dessert grape classic Alien OG Gas-heavy OG Super Lemon Haze Citrus haze brightness Chimera #3 Complex exotic hybrid Oreoz Cookie cream frost monster Green Crack Bright energetic classic White Trufflez Creamy dessert Toad Venom Funky modern cut Mendo Purpz Old-school purple Skittles Candy lineage Blue Dream Blueberry × Haze Lemon Sour Diesel Citrus gas hybrid East Coast Sour Diesel Classic fuel Grape Stomper Grape candy terp base Headband Haze Gas + haze bridge 🚨 FINAL WORD This is the deepest drop we’ve ever done. This is the most dialed environment we’ve run. This is the loudest menu we’ve released. 👉 All 55 are incredible. 👉 All 55 are unique. 👉 All 55 are limited. 🔥 DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS DROP Shop now: Write your strain picks in order notes. Build your pack. Lock it in. Because once they’re gone… 👉 they’re gone. — Illest Haze